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So Jesus arose from the grave after 3 days..?

What happened after that..? Where'd he go? Is he with Elvis, making burgers in Des Moines?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    no man jesus dont make burgers!

    he makes a mean fish and chips tho.

  • Mike
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Hi Jade. Nobody knows where Jesus went when He arose from the grave after 3 days. In fact nobody knows or can confirm anything both the old and new testament tells us. So what are our alternatives. Well there is Disney Land's Mickey Mouse and his gang. How about Exxon Oil? They are really concerned about our welfare. Jade nobody give a hoot whether we live or die. The Bible gives some of us a little hope. I personally do not believe 90% of what the NT tells us. I do believe that a great prophet once lived who is called Jesus. You know Jade, that wasn't even His name. The Greeks couldn't handle Jeshua (Yeshua) so they renamed Him - Jesus pronounced Ieyasus phonetically that is.

    Jade, the Phophet died as did Mohammad. They were mortals whose teaching have been passed down to us. They died, were buried, and gone. Just go with both their teachings and forget the miracles. As for Elvis? May he too rest in peace. Mike

    Source(s): I am a disbeliever that actually believes less than 10% of what the Bible teaches us. I was and still am a fan of Elvis. I'll bet he could grill a great hamburger in his day.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    After Jesus rose from the dead He was seen by many including women for 40 days --Acts 1:3 and they saw Him ascend to the heaven --Luke 24:51.

  • jen415
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    He wasn't in a grave. He was on a cross. Which is a little more believable. Comparing him with a bloated washed up old singer who was addicted to drugs and alcohol is a bit of a stretch.

    And I'm not even religious...born catholic and not practicing.

    and ANGEL-- you can speak of Jesus any way you want. YOU ARE NOT GOD. ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE--why dont you take a refresher class in god, jesus and the bible. Let me guess you are one of those baptist bible thumpers.

    Thats why no one likes christians anymore. That attitude. I am pretty sure god can take a joke

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Jesus? he was gay wasnt he? he DID get nailed by some guys just over 2000 years ago in an apparent act of BDSM?

    Jesus liked Bondage?

    Kinkey...

    Source(s): I have the bible in front of me. its called 'the holy bible'... but there arnt any holes...
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He went to Heaven. If you have ever actually read the bible you would know this. He was crucified, went to hell, rose from the dead and went to Heaven.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No, he didn't arise after 3 days, that is purely fictional and it defies logic.

  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus is in Heaven right now.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Quit trying to talk about Christianity in scientific terms. He rose and is heaven we guess. Its faith.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    By day, he works as a carpenter.

    By night, he brews wine with just water.

    That's my guess.

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