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BLOND JOKE....OLD BUT STILL FUNNY?
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
10 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Lol! good one haha
you get a star :]
and i've never heard it before..
- ?Lv 44 years ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
A scientist created a lie detecting chair and he asked two women to test it.
the first was a brunette
she sat on the chair and said: "i think i am the most beautiful in the world."
before long the chair opens up and she fell flat on the floor
then the second was a blonde
she sat on the chair and said: "i think...."
before she could finish her sentence the chair opened up and she fell flat on her behind.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I like that one and i have never heard it before