Book of sex positions,is this a good trick to play on my co worker or his cute wife lol?

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a work colleague of mine has a really beautiful wife who looks like jessica alba but actaully even prettier and me & 3 of the other guys at work placed a bet between us to see who could sleep with her first but its not going to happen cause shes religious,and too dedicated to her husband and its obvious shes not going to give in to our flirting(she waits at the reception in our workplace cause he walks her home cause she works nearby,hes pathetic like that) so we tried but it didnt work.

The wife works nearby us in a mall about two blocks away at the perfume counter,yeah shes not that smart obviously but god shes hot, and me and the guys go to the foodcourt in the mall for lunch,theres a bookstore next to it and we were sifting through and found a book of sex positions (her husband once mentioned to someone at work when they were talking about religion that him and her both saved their virginity for marriage so we gather they must have a pretty boring sex life) and we think it'll be funny to buy it then send to of the guys (who she wont recognize cause they work on the top floor) to the perfume counter and give her the book and tell her her husband wanted us to give it to her as a hint for her to spice it up L O L 

I think its a better idea to anonymously leave it on his desk instead though, just to shock him l o l cause it be a bit nasty on his wife to do that in front of the other women who work at the counter so Id rather we left it on the husbands desk,its just to poke fun at him being a virgin (he must be sub human cause they dated for 4 years before they got married!!) and for being such a straight laced pansy l o l (he writes her poetry and paints for her and she makes his lunch and buys his clothes cause shes into fashion and wants him to look nice,talk about old fashioned and weak).They must have a really boring life together,he even phones to ask her permission if he wants to go out after work and he holds her hand to walk her home like he owns her,theyre like 2 newlyweds even though theyve been married 3 or 4 years,he's such a sadsack.

jennielynnm · Accepted Answer

Go ahead and do it.  Then this woman will know for certain what a PIG you are and know to steer clear of you!!

Anonymous · Answer

Didn't this guy have a problem with you a few weeks back after you talked about how hot his wife is???  Not a good idea to be a part of any kind of joking with him if you want to keep your job.

I think this couples' relationship sounds absolutely wonderful!  I think you and your buddies subconciously feel inadequate because you were not able to be as pure as he is and land such a hottie.  The fact that they waited for marriage is not normal, but it is wonderful that two people could love each other and God enough to wait for each other.  Unlike you and your buddies, they probably have a s3x life so great you couldn't even imagine how wonderful it is.  They have noone to compare their spouse to and therefore think their s3x is the world's greatest.  They could probably give you a few tips.

Stop thinking that just because people are different means that they are unequal.  If this couple is not equal to you, it is because they rise above your level in purity and love.

Anonymous · Answer

That is just rude and you have a serious lack of respect for people if you'd do that in front of their work friends. 

Her husband sounds like a great husband and I think thats your problem, you know in all likelyhood she makes him his lunch cause she loves him and doesn't want him to be hungry, and buys him clothes cause she cares about him and likes looking after him, by the sounds of it he's a man who deserves to be treated well. 

Its nice that he walks her home and again its cause they care about eachother and he doesnt want any harm to come to her,with freaks like you sniffing around its very understandable. The painting and poetry thing is adorable by the way,you are seriously just jealous, keep your business out of their sex life too, that is just verging on creepy, hes not sub human cause he has respect for sex and his wife and shes not some object that you can place bets on to get her into bed, you are wrong in every way here. 

Im 100% sure that woman would enjoy sex more with her husband who loves her and respects her body than she would with any of you morons.

xenonvalkyrie · Answer

You call them newlyweds? That would mean that they are having LOADs of sex!!!!!! You are jealous as you are not getting any because you are a sad little man who cannot get a woman of his own. (Only because women know what a sad little man you are.) This poor couple that you are being really vindictive about,  probably have the same sex manual that you and your fellow sadsacks plan to send.

josefina · Answer

No, you should stop. If she is important to you, you can wait. Let her decide, after the marriage is over. Wanting to keep doing it because you don't care for her husband, your coworker is not a reason to have more sex with his wife, only an excuse, to interfere with his family.

Anonymous · Answer

You are scum, a pathetic example of a man. Go play with Your xbox, but not before You explain why having dated for 3 or 4 years makes Him sub-human. In Your own time.

Anonymous · Answer

you know people like you and your friends are pathetic , and just in case you do find it to be your place to mess with someone else's wife and sex life , i do hope that he or his wife take this book to the management , get all of your azzes fired , and file a huge sexual harassment case against the company , win it , move to the caribbean , and have sex on the beach all day while they talk about the losers who made it all possible

DJ ohio. · Answer

You  and your friends need to stay out of their business. How dare you to think that they need your help in spicing up their lives. I bet you and your friends are probably lonely and single. I would guess that if the married man needs help he would ask for it. If he does ask I'd bet it probably would not be for some immature a@#  holes like you and your friends. GROW UP!

littlerobin76 · Answer

Oh yeah your same one who wanted to split the same couple up , cos you really fancy the women!
 I remember now!
Your a real nut case

Paul M · Answer

Keep out of other people's relationships, who's the sadsack?

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