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Kindly 'Ol Uncle "O" explains why blondes are sensitive to stupid blonde jokes....?

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of dumb blond jokes when a huge blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and shouts, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor!"

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    awesome

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • 1 decade ago

    I first saw this joke a few days ago and its one of those jokes that even though you know it you still gotta laugh, nice one 'O' and A * 4 U.lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha! Thats good!

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  • 1 decade ago

    haha i have heard that one

  • 1 decade ago

    Great Job!!!!!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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