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Girls: How to turn guys down ;)?
HE : I'm a photographer I've been looking fora face like yours!
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must have been given your share!!!
HE : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE : Okay, get out!!!
HE : I think I could make you very happy
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why, don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go and see a film?
SHE : I've already seen it!!!
HE : Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE : Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
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Smile :)
26 Answers
- AngelóLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
He : what's your phone number ?
She : Nokia 6610
> true story .. happened infront of my eyes .. poor guy =D
- Anonymous1 decade ago
My Favorite:
HE : What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
I really did laugh before when a guy asked me to marry them or told me they liked me. I didn't know any other way to let them down. I just pretended they were joking and would change the subject or walk away. They got it.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
These are so funny! Thanks for sharing.....
I would not be able to use them on a guy unless perhaps he was a major scum ball! but I sure enjoyed reading them! Hahaha......
Classic!
Even if I did not like the guy, it would be so hard to be so cruel but if the guy was really scummy like he was eying me up and down and then threw a line like hey baby...... wanna get a drink somewhere? Gosh! I'd be like (First of all, you call m that again and Il'l break your arm, second of all, you insult and disgust me so having a drink with you would be like Chinese torture! But hey! good luck with that line!) I would have no problem hitting him with one of these one liners either. It is so true! Some guys deserve it! Most don't, but some for sure! If a guy thinks so little of a woman as to treat her that way, (Staring at her like a piece of meat and blurting sleazy lines, thinking she will have sex with him or something...... ) then he deserves all the zingers....And some deserve to be flattened out! that's what martial arts are for!
Take care ladies!......and hope you find the golden ones....They are out there.....just look a little deeper.
They are so.... worth the effort to find and even going through the disgust of dealing with the jerks makes you appreciate
The good ones so much more even.....
(Here's a shout out to all you great guys out there! You rock!)
God bless........
Source(s): Me.........I am usually sweet and loving and do not like to hurt anyone's feelings, but I have no tolerance for such disrespect and down right disgraceful behavior.....I will admit! if a guy like that came up to me, I would most likely be too distressed and scared to think of the line I mentioned or any other.....I would probably just try to get away as quickly as possible... I wish I were that street tough but maybe with time....... I have not dealt with that kind of guy in person yet. But I hope I will have so much spunk and grit to say something shockingly clever...... if and when I do. Wishing all you women the courage to say exactly what you would want to say at a moment like that! But if you don't get the words out for any reason....don't be mad at yourself for missing the opportunity. a guy like that is not even worth the air you would expend to hit him with your best shot .....But it would be nice anyway! yeah? Take care! - rhay ♥Lv 71 decade ago
hahaha have a star. these are awesome, i've never seen them before. some of them, i wish i had the guts to say when people get on my nerves..
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL hilarious! XD nice made me laugh abit =) interesting! have a star.
- Cedar LoverLv 41 decade ago
One hell of a Conversation :D:D:D ..
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
That's Hilariousssssssssssssssss :D:D:D
@Angelo! ..That's one good amazing A :D
- 1 decade ago
LOOOL
Heehe
LOL @ Warrior Angel & Sugar ..
@ "Adonbole", some men just deserve it :p
