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How many mexicans are here?

In the USA Q&A Jokes and riddles?

If you are mexican and like to read the american jokes, have you find good ones?

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    well... yes i do, and yes i have... wanna hear it?

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke

    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought

    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.

    yeah,.. not the best but oh well..

    EDIT: de q parte de mexico eres?Solo quiero saber :)

  • 1 decade ago

    im mexican

    i like american jokes too lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    well, i'm mexican american if that counts.

    yes. i do enjoy "american" jokes lol.

    i l ike blonde and redneck jokes haha!

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes...What you thought I was going to tell you what it was?

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  • 1 decade ago

    too many

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