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How many mexicans are here?
In the USA Q&A Jokes and riddles?
If you are mexican and like to read the american jokes, have you find good ones?
5 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
well... yes i do, and yes i have... wanna hear it?
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
yeah,.. not the best but oh well..
EDIT: de q parte de mexico eres?Solo quiero saber :)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
well, i'm mexican american if that counts.
yes. i do enjoy "american" jokes lol.
i l ike blonde and redneck jokes haha!
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