Have you ever had the urge to run your hand across your own stream of urine when peeing?

No - never had the urge, but I've accidentally done it just about every time I've had to pee in a cup.

I have had the urge to save up my bodily secretions, get a job at Yahoo Answers, and watch them suck back the coffee - not realizing I spiked it with my own urine.

I usually use my hand down there when I'm trying to hold it in until I reach the bathroom. When I get get there, the only urge i have is letting it out

I have never wanted to run my hand through it.

Although, I have tried peeing standing up before and that was enough of a mess that my curiousity with regards to toilet habits is completely extinct.

Sicko

Nope

I'm afraid to know what you could have on your hands that you're washing them in pee.

(goes to get the big roll of Bounty)

No, but I have had the urge to hold my hand over the hole when it's nut-busting time. What would happen to the stuff? Would it go back in? I bet that would hurt.

Do you ever put your thumb over the hole, like with a garden hose, and spray down the shower wall? Boys are weird.

Checking ketones on a regular basis.