Is it an offense to God if a man makes a woman...?

Um where do leaves go when blown off the yard? Your Lake? Having seen all the trees, it looks like a forest to me, and raking seems a bit futile this early in the season? Thankfully I don't have that problem, but a leaf blower is a great way to annoy the neighbors at 7 AM on Sunday. I guess I'd have to say, all the above, LOL.

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Angel

I feel for your wife. While I could care less about raking leaves I bet there are other things that you neglect or refuse to do as well. And I bet she is really pissed if she got right up in your face. Quit being a lazy *** and help or you might find yourself awfully lonely tonight and the nights to follow. Good luck. And when you are finished doing what she needs, you can come to my house and start the laundry b/c my husband won't do it!

She has the right to find you a pain, and lazy.

Of course, I'm sure since the dishes don't fall from trees that you're perfectly willing to get up and wash them for her while she is doing the outside chores.

If you're doing nothing but sitting around watching TV she may decide to divorce you...unless you're really fabulous and frequent in bed!

dont sweat it honey if we are really supposed to go by the book we are all going to hell. im sure god will forgive you bc she is pms'ing lol. set back relax and if it that important to rake the leaves let her do it. :)

she's damned because

1) your neighbor sees her raking and gets turned on, ending up knocking on your door when you're at work, then seducing your wife, and your wife has affairs with your neighbor for life.

Aw, you're both full of $hit, so it's a one-way ticket to hell for the both of ya!

Yes, it sounds like you will go to hell, fried pork rinds for everyone!

thats a good one .. so if the grass grows then i should not cut it as god made it grow .. i like that .. by the way your full of sh t . to..

ROFLMAO ! Sorry honey, but number 4 !

Is this question supposed to be taken seriously?