Poll - What can I make with a corkscrew, a John Kerry bumper sticker, a rabid Furbie, and a -?

A rabid furbie in a Teddy/thong, camped out under a the bumper sticker tent drinking a bottle of thunder bird wine watching the ants try to clime the corkscrew and plotting the end days with a gleam in it's eye.

Add some lighter fluid and a match and you'll have some heat for the evening. Be sure to make good use of the corkscrew first though!

a supermodels body on a john kerry face holding a corkscrew in one hand and the furbie in the other

A fully working high frequency, low range, mid section, under sided & over rated device to scan for presence & keep track of alien rock stalkers.

one sexy (think of all the little tack on outfits you can give him!), patriotic (if not outdated), furby who can open a bottle of wine for your lovely evening together, using its teeth or the corkscrew

A lovely gift for your boss!

ssıʞ♥kiss

My Heart Flutter...

Freaky Toy for girls only.

A mess.

Hmm...what ever it is, I'm sure it will draw blood.