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SURVEY: Is this a nice Christmas joke?

A naughty boy wrote to Santa:

"Dear Santa, this Christmas, I want a baby brother."

Santa wrote back:

"Dear boy, send me your mother."

Hahaha!

Star me, star me!!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I am mightier then the sun, If the sun and I had a staring Contest i would win!, because the sun would fade away leaving only darkness.

    Now who's the real one who won? To me the sun is no more , but i became blind so to the sun, the sun has won.

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    5 years ago

    section I: What is composed of innovations as quickly as I say: a million.Cheese- cake 2.New Years- partay!!! 3.iPod- christmas 4.Eggnog- yuck 5.Poop- pungent 6.Cows- mooo! 7.Grass- itchy section II: answer! a million.Egg Mayonnaise? wtf? 2.extra Tea? please?! 3.Why does each little thing style extra suited after ineffective night? idk... 4.What is going around the globe yet continues to be interior the nook? stamps! 5.How do Mermaids pee?do i even have 2 answer? ok then, their peepee holes! ??

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