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Don't get me wrong, I am employed and I am at my dream job and all that adult crap. I live too far from my family, yes, sad. I want to be happy but I don't get the satisfaction with what I do. It's like I want to do so many things but I hurry too much to achieve them (buy a car, travel, etc.) which makes me feel unhappy. Is everyone my age/been thru my age going thru the same thing or is it just me?

I do not want to describe him for it may be bias. If anyone can at least please help me identify a jerk.

Thanks!

do you even still remember the guy who lived in the Pineapple over the sea?

I need inspiration.

A naughty boy wrote to Santa:

"Dear Santa, this Christmas, I want a baby brother."

Santa wrote back:

"Dear boy, send me your mother."

Hahaha!

Star me, star me!!

Star if you are FOR it.. Tee hee hee.. =)

And don't tell me that it's the same reason why we call our parents mother and father because there's a difference between a biological father and a spiritual father..

I'm just confused.

ATHEISTS, sorry, I respect you, but I'm asking a Christian question.

Thank you.. =)

We are facing a global economic crisis right now. And the problem is, lack of money..?

If money is just a piece of paper, why can't they just make more so people will no longer "die" for it?

BOO!!

or

AWOO...?

1st - Everything you see is not all yours.

2nd - You can never count your hair.

3rd - You can't reach all your teeth with your tongue.

4th - The stupid ones will try the 3rd one.

5th - The third one was wrong.

6th - you'd smile because you feel silly for trying.

7th - You will wonder what the question is..

So, were you a victim?

I hope I made you smile, have a happy day! =)

Like snow on a sunny day..

Rainbow after a snow.

A dragon on my backyard.

Extra filling on my Oreo.

Or even just a "star" on my question?

*Boo hoo.. I feel like life is so unfair for me..

...was the day you met me."

Some people say that the name signifies a person, in some ways. You know, one of those stereotypes thing. Ok, so tell me about what pops into your mind on the names given below:

1. Jong-Lei

2. Sajiba

3. Christine

4. Jose

5. Sayeesha

6. Kim

7. Ken

8. Vladimir

9. Linda

10. Alessandro

11. Brooke

You can say like what nationality it might be or do they sound evil or cute. Just ANYTHING that comes in you.

I wanted to know if the answers quite match.

Suggestions of what to replace?

But have to choose one from listed below before you do so, which is it? Here are some choices:

1. Eat a kilo of human hair.

2. Drink a bottle of nose liquid.

3. Make a dried nose dirt as a sandwich spread and eat it.

4. Drink a poop caused by diarrhea.

5. Drink eyeball milkshake..

I have no idea which to choose, my brother asked me this question.

Has this happened to you too?

You can't, right?

I realized that some things are indeed so close.. yet, are bound to be beyond our reach..

Do you think it's time we settle for what we think is possible and stop pursuing things that are just too hard to attain?

Opinions appreciated.. =)

Cool.... =)

I believe it pretty much ruins a lot of things..

What do you think?