What's the most rediculous question you've seen posted in this section?

I am pretty tired of all the Am I pregnant questions. Almost like we are all going to give them the answer that they want to hear. Its like take a test the test will give you the answer. One I heard before is I masturbated for the first time and now im worried im pregnant. Some of the questions people post on here its like are you kidding me this has to be a joke!

I touched myself last night. Now I'm sure I'm pregnant. How do I tell my momma?

(for the one above me..here's a joke:

A chicken was leaning up against a wall smoking a cigarette. The egg, in bed, rolls over and pulls the covers up high while yelling "I guess we figured that one out!" )

Hayley you so used mine this is by far the best but atleast she isn't having sex!!!!

"My stomach hurts.. I looked it up on the internet and it said I could be pregnant. Do you think I am? How can I tell my mom?

Details:

i'm 13 and never done anything sexual. "

My boyfriend and I were kissing and stuff with our clothes on, and he came. Can I get pregnant?

kinda scary that some of these kids will end up being teenage moms...

One asking if you could get pregnant from eating a pizza from a pizza place that had a rumour going that someone was spunking on the pizza's and if you ate them would you get pregnant?!

{sigh}

"My stomach hurts.. I looked it up on the internet and it said I could be pregnant. Do you think I am? How can I tell my mom?

Details:

i'm 13 and never done anything sexual. "

i have unprotected sex all the time ,my period is 3 months late,im vomiting constantly, my breast feels tender, my belly is getting rounder and i took 8 pregnancy test which came all positive... is there's a chance that i might be pregnant? lol...that kind of questions are just too much....lol

i like the am i pregnant questions where they go on to list that they have just about every pregnancy symptom going and then say does it mean i am pregnant. like they really haven't already convinced themselves anyway.

Oh i love the ones where "he came on my leg/stomach/thigh/sheet below my privates.. can they SWIM into my vagina and i can become pregnant?" LOL.

if i used toilet paper that i found on the floor could i get pregnant from it.