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A little joke about a farmer?

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.' '

This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'

'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile,

but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'

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  • 1 decade ago
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    So wrong and so funny at the same time. ;)

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahaha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    bahahaa

  • 1 decade ago

    why did they bleep rooster?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Great joke! Thanks for that.

  • 1 decade ago

    omg.omg wat the heck.that was funny

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