Kim from Sydney

History Mystery

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born

in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.

Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?

INCREDIBLE

1) Fold aNEW$20 bill in half...

2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below

3) Fold the other end, exactly as before< /B>

4) Now, simply turn it over...

What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic

premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!

COINCIDENCE?

YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough...

Here is what you've seen...

FirstlyThe Pentagon on fire...

ThenThe Twin Towers.

..And now .. look at this!

TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL

Disaster (Pentagon)

Disaster ( Twin Towers )

Disaster (Osama)???

It gets even better 9 + 11 = $20!

Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:

Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will

not mind reading!

well my bestest male friend wants to make dinner for us at his place tommow night - he won't go out in public as friends or with others unless we bump into each other as he is worried about my boyfriend I personally think this is worse so I am not going, what does he want and what are his motives?

Soldiers

A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state.

The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.

The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.

He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing, left wing labour d i c k h e a d who knows bugger all about running the country.'

'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!'

He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard ! '

'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands, when a bloody truck hit us.'

my dog loves Aniseed balls and humbug lollies for a treat? Apart from the sugar is it ok as I cant find anything bad

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.' '

This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'

'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile,

but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'

my male friend is single and I am off the market (been with my man for quiet a while now )asked for a kiss on the lips like Madonna and Britany... I didn't kiss him and he said it would have been only a friendship kiss - I disagree, What do you think??? As I said it is cheating and wrong

my friend who is a girl has a male friend who bit her on her neck (no marks ) her male friend and her say it was joking around and she has a boyfriend that doesn't know and was not there I said to her, that her male friend was to close esp. with partner and all she disagrees. What do you recon?

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would

add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much

is it wrong to love your soulmate whom is double your age and has 2 kids and seperated (never married)- 1 is approx 6yrs younger than you and the other is 10yrs younger, also that person and you can't concentrate when each other is in the room even if other people are there...

my friends little 7lb Pom drank a cup of V and she so is worried but the dog is acting normal and the vets are closed now and miles away?

does anyone know of where I can get fresh water sting rays in Syd Aust?

Thanks

apart from having a week off to look after my pup which she is bleeding, I have a hot water bottle in a blanket-basket , electric blanket on it the spare room, pillows all around, pads if need be- what else do I need to do

is it dangerous for a dog to eat jelly crystals (aeroplane jelly orange) as she got into the pantry and broke the seal on long life golden circle pineapple juice and drank it all up

why are so many of you disagree with home cooking for a dog, as I love cooking for my two - breakie , lunch and dinner etc and giving such drinks etc as no tea, coffee, cordial , oj even if it is a well balanced diet etc...

I understand like huge amounts of chocolate etc it is bad for us too tho why do so many of us follow such trends

why are so many of you disagree with home cooking for a dog, as I love cooking for my two - breakie , lunch and dinner etc and giving such drinks etc as no tea, coffee, cordial , oj even if it is a well balanced diet etc...

I understand like huge amounts of chocolate etc it is bad for us too tho why do so many of us follow such trends

A male friend is married now wants to see another female friends completely waxed private parts but doesnt want to sleep with that person coz he is married but she has show him her bits and she has given him a helping "hand" (no sex but fore play)and both their partners have no idea as the parnters would leave them and be livid I assume- he tells his misses she is chasing him and she tells her partner there is nothing going on - but the whole town is talking about the two of them and each of there partners are not stupid and prob. know but are not saying anything but keeping the peace I guess. I know if I was in that situation I would leave my perspective partner . Those two got together like this while he was engaged and still together on and off , do I warn my friend she is doing something wrong or let them continue til he or she gets burnt in the *** which may split their parnters from them or will it serve her and him right to get burnt in the ***. Coz we all know whats going on !

I tell them everthing they need to know and hit and miss situation with kids, stds etc I am with the same man for the last 9yrs and before I was single and free and still have the same belief but my friends beg to differ and none of the men ever used a condom or never had any tests even with my current man... What are your views?

I knew a practicing Islamic school boy aged 16 worked in a local shop met school girl Catholic aged 17 first handed over change placing it on counter saying he was mut-min (sorry about spelling), next time she came in shop gave change in hand this time holding hand and smiling when no one was round then a few weeks later asked for her mobile number etc started meeting her after work and karate late at night and kissed her as he didnt won't anyone to know but some of his and her friends did - after couple 2 yrs they stopped chatting and meeting up til she and him saw each other at a local train station and they both broke into tears he watched her get on the train with out saying anything and she was watching him and speechless...

is it wrong or are they just being kids

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i am being 100% serious and I would swear on any book (bible, koran etc)

I knew a practicing Islamic school boy aged 16 worked in a local shop met school girl Catholic aged 17 first handed over change placing it on counter saying he was mut-min (sorry about spelling), next time she came in shop gave change in hand this time holding hand and smiling when no one was round then a few weeks later asked for her mobile number etc started meeting her after work and karate late at night and kissed her as he didnt won't anyone to know but some of his and her friends did - after couple 2 yrs they stopped chatting and meeting up til she and him saw each other at a local train station and they both broke into tears he watched her get on the train with out saying anything and she was watching him and speechless...

is it wrong or are they just being kids

Does anyone know or know the whereabouts of Hameed Murbek formally of Riverwood NSW Sydney Aust. he went to Iraq a couple of years ago and never returned

Please help someone must know him seriously

went to Arncliffe Mosque

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his family was back there was ment to come back with them but didn't ;-( don't know any more sorry guys