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Four Worms and a lesson?

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would

add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    hahaha

    lol

    good joke

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol! Good joke, although I think the end is missing. But I bet that wasn't the answer the minister had in mind.

  • trip
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    you could desire to eat a f***ing malicious software and then get spanked reason you throw it up. you could have the two your babies took from you in case you freak out that undesirable approximately something so undemanding. you could of merely despatched her to her room for the the remainder of the day no longer make her eat it. If she by twist of destiny makes use of the restroom on herself do you're making her eat it?

  • 1 decade ago

    HA HA Great!

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  • 1 decade ago

    cute!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha.!!

  • 1 decade ago

    heheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!

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