Who Needs Nagging Wives.....?

Question

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he drug himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

To which he whirled around and screamed,

'FOR THE GOODNESS SAKE WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

SteppinRazor · Accepted Answer

This is why I hate reading Y/A at work!!! I just burst out laughing in our open plan office and everyone is looking at me like "wtf?" Totally not expecting that one. Here's a star!

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I say that once being homestead with and cleansing up after my daughter all day long the final element i decide for is my husband to stroll contained in the direction of the door and stink up my homestead.... Being an entire time mom is a extensive soreness interior the butt, After a jointly as we stop feeling like women people thoroughly. maximum days i've got faith like a maid. yet i've got been given bored with bitching approximately it and im going back to paintings so as that i will experience human lower back women people take a similar quantity of crap adult males do precisely in distinctive approaches... heres a thank you to stop the nagging for slightly inspite of the shown fact that manage for somebody else to have the infants all day and sleep over take your spouse out get her nails accomplished hair accomplished purchase her something incredible take her to dinner and properly ya understand what to do after that shell be incredible for a minimum of in step with week

Anonymous · Answer

Very good

D · Answer

Nice one.

britart · Answer

Oh the joys of a loving considerate thoughtful understanding and faithful wife.........................well I can dream can't I...........lol......


I liked the joke too.............lol......

till 2009 · Answer

Lol, this i like! Star for you! =D

Laredo · Answer

Now that's a good joke, a good belly laugh in fact.  Thanks for sharing it with us.

ollies mum · Answer

hahaha very funny

L α υ я αα .x * · Answer

pahahaha!
good joke.
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Anonymous · Answer

Great stuff!

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