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Bob Loblaw asked in SportsHockey · 1 decade ago

A question for Health Canada?

A question for Health Canada: "The Stanley Cup was recently on tour in my town, and I kissed it. Do I have to worry about being infected by listeria? Answer from Health Canada: You are safe. The Stanley Cup has not been in contact with any Maple Leaf product in over 40 years.''

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    lol

    Hello my love!

  • 5 years ago

    In Canada - everyone gets the treatment they need. No system anywhere provides all of the treatment anyone may want. Only the Rich get that - in any country or system. In Canada no one has to choose between the doctor and the rent or choose between their medicine and food on the table. I Canada no one needs to give up their home and go into bankruptcy to get necessary medical treatment - something that happens every day to US Americans - even when they have insurance. In Canada no one is chained to a bad job or limited opportunities because staying where you are working is the only way to keep insurance for a preexisting condition. In Canada no one who loses their job loses their health care or has to pay an unaffordable premium with no money coming in. On the Other side In Canada taxes are higher In Canada there aren't as many advanced medical services available to people in the health service compared to what is in available to those with good insurance in the US or those that can pay out of their own pocket in Canada. Hope that helps.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Just make sure the cup hasn't made its way to the Cleveland Browns locker room in the past 5 years or so.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Cha, cha,cha....Very nice.

    All things considered, Chelios and Kid Rock where slopping on it in Malibu with some, high class filthy Tramp Muffins. So Hepatitis is a possibility, Oh wait, Patrick Elias already left that stain....

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  • 1 decade ago

    Old joke. Wasn't funny the first time. In fact it almost cost a Federal Minister his job.

    Notice how many seats Harper got in Toronto.

    Welcome back. It's been quiet without you.

  • Blast
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Hmm i believe it wont

    they clean the stanely cup a couple times a year

  • Be here all week folks...try the veal. Tip your servers!

    All that joke needed was a cymbal sound afterward; maybe Henny Youngman to tell it.

  • 1 decade ago

    I guess the Flyers don't have to worry about getting infected either.....

  • 1 decade ago

    For future use: http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/5318043/claims.h...

    Not sold in Toronto.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Pretty funny....I agree, you never know what those "Leaf Blowers" may have these days.

    Yuk, yuk, yuk....I know...I am going to Nerd Hell for this answer.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL an oldie but a goodie.

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