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The British tabloid, The Sun, is famous for its headlines – be they witty, pertinent, outrageous or blatantly offensive. Some of the most memorable front page headlines include:

* STICK IT UP YOUR JUNTA (20 April 1982) – As Margaret Thatcher rejected a peace move by Argentina during the Falklands War.

* GOTCHA (4 May 1982) – Outrageous headline revelling in the sinking of the Argentine ship the General Belgrano.

* A NEW SUN IS RISING TODAY (27 January 1986) – After the paper's highly controversial move to Wapping.

* FREDDIE STARR ATE MY HAMSTER (13 March 1986) – Entirely made-up story about a then-famous British comedian.

* GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE (27 October 1989) - Resignation of Nigel Lawson as Conservative Chancellor.

* UP YOURS DELORS (11 November 1990) – A message to French EU commissioner Jacques Delors, who was promoting the single European currency.

* BASTARDS OF BAGHDAD (22 January 1991) – As Saddam Hussein paraded two captured British airmen on TV during the first Gulf War.

* IT'S PADDY PANTSDOWN (6 February 1992) – Paddy Ashdown, leader of the Liberal-Democrat party, admits a five-month affair with a secretary.

* IF KINNOCK WINS TODAY WILL THE LAST PERSON TO LEAVE BRITAIN PLEASE TURN OUT THE LIGHTS (9 April 1992) – Backing the Conservatives against Labour's Neil Kinnock at the 1992 General Election.

* IT'S THE SUN WOT WON IT (11 April 1992) – Claiming credit for the Conservative victory.

* NOW WE'VE ALL BEEN SCREWED BY THE CABINET (17 September 1992) – A joke at the expense of the Conservative government, rocked by sex scandals and then responsible for the Black Wednesday crisis during which mortgage rates rocketed.

* TOE JOB TO NO JOB (25 September 1992) – Resignation of Cabinet Minister David Mellor over an affair.

* I WAS CARLOS THE JACKAL'S DRIVING INSTRUCTOR (18 August 1994) – Revealing that a British man, Ron Fisher, taught Venezuelan Carlos how to drive before he became, as he was in 1994, the world's most famous terrorist.

* THE SUN BACKS BLAIR (18 March 1997) – Switching political sides for the General Election in 1997.

* ZIP ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO (9 April 1998) – On the arrest of pop star George Michael in a public toilet in Los Angeles.

* IS THIS THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN BRITAIN? (24 June 1998) – Front page editorial attacking Prime Minister Tony Blair for pushing Britain towards further European integration.

* I'M ONLY HERE FOR DE BEERS (8 November 2000) – Jewel thieves attempt to steal a De Beers diamond at the Millennium Dome, a tourist attraction in South-East London.

* DAY THAT CHANGED THE WORLD (12 September 2001) – Covering the 9/11 terrorist attacks on America.

* SLING YOUR HOOK (21 January 2003) – About the hook-handed Islamic preacher Abu Hamza, a regular Sun hate figure, later jailed for inciting terrorism.

* SHIP, SHIP HOORAY (14 January 2004) - The suicide of serial killer Dr Harold Shipman.

* HARRY THE NAZI (13 January 2005) – Scandal of Prince Harry wearing a Nazi uniform to a fancy dress party.

* HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE KOREA? (10 October 2006) – As North Korea tested a nuclear weapon.

* PORNOCCHIO (19 March 2008) – A reference to the "glamour modelling" past of Sir Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills as the judge in their divorce case called her a liar.

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