We don't know each other so what would you say at my funeral?

Suppose some old lady who was partially blind thought you were my best friend. She drags you into my funeral right off of the street and expects you to make a speech. I imagine how nervous you will be considering you don't even know me so I'm guessing you try to leave. Too bad, the exit is blocked and shes is already clinging to you, and trying to comfort you. So you muster up the courage to lie about me. Tell me your whole speech! What will you say about me? Remember you have to pretend we were the best of friends...