Have you ever...........?

drank far too much.. went clubbing.. lost my phone and cards, introduced myseld to the bouncers at the club and got them to sign my chest.. (and an ex is a bouncer there.. gah) then proceeded to the street to sing and dance... and offer a kiss for a drink... good lord.

Actually no, I've never been drunk. The most alcohol I've ever had was like one sip of beer when I was 12, I nearly puked XD

The only thing I have ever done was go out of my house, Walk around and fall asleep in front of someones house on the sidewalk. =/

YEA!! recently i texted my ex girlfriend.. and she contacted the cops on me.. i dont remember it at all.. and i have no clue why, im over her..

next time i contact her its a fine.. all i said (apparently was) i missed her and i loved her, and will forever

thats what the cop lady told me

No, I haven't ever gotten that drunk.

welll.....

apparently someone put his arm on my shoulder

and i freaked out

and was like "dont touch me"

in a mans voice

and someone picked me up and i was also

freaking out again

screaming and stuff, but in a mans voice

weird..

every friday and saturday night. i make a fool out of myself in ever more imaginative ways. pity me me, im a tw@tt