I just got a text .....?

I had one yesterday saying I'd won the weight of my brain in sweets.

There were instructions on how to claim my tic tac.

I keep getting texts from Simon asking me to play golf, i think he has the wrong number, i dont know any simon and i never played golf in me life, xx

The one you just had..How did he get my number and he can go take a running jump.....heehee..

I get jokes form my step sons..None of which I would dare put on here.

"What are you wearing?" from this guy at school. He also called me that night at 12:45 3 times!

lol loved mrs merlots.i just sent that to my friends.i havent really had weird txts other than the ones when they ask you to send them to so many of your friends.sorry but what a waste of money.am i a scrooge.lol

LOL I've never received nor sent a text I just don't do that.

Got one the other day which went as follows..*ahem*...I must apologise for the profanity...

SOME SICK F*CK PUT A WA*K MONKEY ON ME JUICE!!!

... struck me as odd!

It said : " it still smells a bit but the pain`s gone now ..... "

EDIT : *looks down * ..Kat I sent u that text ..lol

I got one saying "Im bored fancy some text sex" :-)

*looks up* happy birthday minxy mate!

"you got me pregnant again" that text still makes me laugh.