Joke.- A journalist on vacation goes to?

A famous journalist that works for the New York Times is on vacation and he is traveling by car through the Canadian woods.

He arrives to a little town and he sees an old man sitting on a rocking chair out the door of a house.

The journalist walks to the old man and says.

-Good morning sir! My name is George and I´m a journalist from N Y.

I´m thinking to write an article about your habits or the way people live here around your town.

-Would you please tell me a happy anecdote? Something that happened to you?

-Sure, why not! -Said the old man- Too many years ago when I was young, a neighbor´s goat got lost in the woods. As usual all men here in town, we went to look for it, we drank a lot of beer and when we found it, we had sex with the goat! Said the man with a smirk on his face.

The journalist said.- Oh no! I can´t write about that! It´s too gross!

Why don´t you think of another happy situation and tell me?

-Ok, said the old man.- 20 years ago Jimmy´s wife, got lost in the woods. as usual, all men in town went to look for her, we drank a lot of beer, and when we found her we had sex with her. Said the old man with a smile on his face.

No, no, no! Said the journalist, I´m not going to put that in my newspaper!!! Why don´t you tell me a sad story then?

The old man with tears running down his eyes said- Well, yesterday I got lost in the woods..........