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Scott asked in Yahoo Products Yahoo Answers · 1 decade ago

TURKEY TURKEY Film / Book help?

I'm writing a script for a book/film and I'm on a chapter about thanksgiving.

Anyone got a one-liner joke about thanksgiving?

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Bugz
Lv 6
1 decade ago
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My turkey is sick... Throughout the day... It has a thermometer in it!

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