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why bass guitar is better than a girlfriend.....?
if the bass is loud....its a good thing.
my basses always wear a g-string
basses have tighter bottoms.
bass dont care how many basses ive been with or have..
i can have a black bass and my parents wont flip out.
bass doesnt care if i read bass magazines..
i can slap a bass and not worry about a restraining order.
when i decide to part ways with a bass.....i get cash!!
when i watch TV...the bass is quite.
bass doesnt care how i finger it.
basses look better over the years.
haha....bored at work.....what else could i ad to this list???
No I don't have a girlfriend...I'm married
Bass guitar doesn't care if I come home drunk and wanna play around
i didnt come up with all of em....in fact,the better ones i found on a bass forum....cant take thier credit you know....just wanted to share a good laugh,,
14 Answers
- pooryorrickLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
30 years later, my bass still has its wonderful curves and hasnt gained a pound!
I can have more than one and not get in trouble...
I can play with more than one in one night and not get in trouble...
I can play with more than one in one night and still keep up!
My basses look good hanging on the wall.. the girlfriend might not like that...
A nice fat bottom with a lot of punch is good on a bass....
Some basses have MANY knobs you can tweak!
An old G string on a bass wont stink......
A 9 string bass has to many "G" spots to list...
A bass doesnt talk back if I so happen to ignore it for a few days..
30 years later you can still carry a bass with just one hand.
A bass wont complain that im on stage to many nights of the week.
A bass sounds better with age....
Lastly, my bass has never asked me for jewelry....
- Drop Dead FredLv 71 decade ago
The bass only speaks when asked.
The bass doesn't care if you use it for an armrest
The bass never speaks with a high pitched shrill
The bass never asks for new clothes, shoes etc, only new strings occassionally.
The bass never rejects you for another player.
The bass never asks "catch 22" questions.
You can hold a bass neck really tight and not be accused of assult,
I can keep as many as I want and never have to worry about getting caught by another.
A fat bass doesn't look ugly.
A bass line never needs waxing.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
i can slap a bass and not worry about a restraining order.
I loled at this
bass dont care how many basses ive been with or have..
this is in every why x is better than a girl
- Anonymous1 decade ago
My bass won't care if I bring other basses home!
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- 1 decade ago
you can pick at it and it doesnt matter and you can shut the bass up when you feel like it and you can have as many basses you want hahahahaha!!!
- Jimmy JazzLv 71 decade ago
The black bass one is pretty good.
You could add:
My bass has no tan lines.
My basses are always Brazilian. (wink)
Eh, mine suck, yours are better.
Oooh, my bass never gets a headache.
- 1 decade ago
i thought this was going to be stupid but after i read it, it was simply entertaining. just dont reverse your bass and a girlfriend and have sex with it..... it would be painfully weird.... not that i know