Winter coat and giant breast dilemma....?

have you tried sewing two coats together?

Are you STILL looking for a coat? Holy bejeezers! The Cat, Leopold Aslan, sends you his love. he requests that your new coat not have real fur. He says he's the only one allowed to wear real fur because he was born with it. He always wears his fur coat and wishes he could send you a large enough coat. He would also like to nap on said large chest as it sounds very soft and warm.

Have you tried the Big and Tall mens store? I mean, seriously, they might have something to fit! If Lane Bryant doesn't have it, they might. Just be sure to wear plenty of makeup and grow your hair longish so you don't look like a boy in that coat, mkay?

Okay, go with me here for a minute. Buy a coat that fits you and cut holes where your sweater pies are. Wear a padded bra for warmth (I know but if you're already so large breasted, WTH with a little more). You get a fit, warmth, cushion AND the holes cut in the coat will actually double as a lifting device for the boobies!

Nordstrom has some nice "large Marge" [your words, not mine =D] coats. Try a swing coat, or a looser style that will accommodate "girth" easier and more comfortably. I really like these:

http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2995920/0~2376776~2374...

This one has a cinch cord in the waist, so you can pull it it under your boobs, so you don't look like you're wearing a tent.

http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2987761/0~2376776~2374...

There's a ton more under the coats section in the Plus-Size Shop. Take a look; maybe you'll find something you like that will work for your shape! Hope this helps!

get some confidence in yourself and love who you are! and then bundle up! Jessicalondon.com and onestopplus.com should have some options for you. Even if it's a wrap of some sort, you don't need a coat to stay warm. get a wrap and a thick scarf and a cute hat and some warm gloves. as a fellow curvy girl with a large bust, i really hope you find something

UMMM what color is the sofa blanket ? I come from the same part of the great frozen north as you. I spent the first 20 years frigid! Then I moved south. There is a tent maker in Merrillville that might be able to help you. I feel your pain.

I'm not fat but i do have huge boobs..i got a cute coat..its a medium even though my waist needs a small but its not to bad just go for the size that fits your boobs

Well, you can always wear a warm shirt. And then just find a jacket and keep it open. You can also wear a scarf and help cover like one of the people said on here!

Get yorself a hoodie & leave us alone unless you're gonna post us a freakishly large pic of those "Sweater Pies."

oh girl dont make what yuh mama gave make u feel bad

its not the end of the world u will get a coat that fits u

I think you should forgo the coat idea and just get someone with a warm body to hug you 24/7.