The Best//Worst pick up lines you've ever heard or used. i'd love them all!?

Me: Hi, how many blondes does it take to screwing a lightbulb?

Blonde: (flabbergasted, is he really asking me this?) How many?

Me: I don't really know, but can you and five of your friends come over, I think the one in my bathroom might be broken.

Blonde: (gives me the mouth open, smiling, offended look.)

Me: I'm sorry, I know it's insulting but my friends dared me to say that. (points to friends)

Blonde: I'm actually not a stereotype. I'm pretty smart for a blonde.

Me: Really? (feign interest) Transition to another topic.

what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper

you can fall off a building, you can fall out of a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me

Want to try an austrailian kiss? its like a french kiss except down under

i wish you were my math homework. then you would be hard, and i could do you on th e desk every night

do you work at subway? cuz u gave me a foot long

was that an eathquake or did u just rock my world

did u fart? cuz you blew me away

can i take a picture of you? i want to show santa exactly what i want for christmas

baby ur like a student and im a math book. you solve all my problems.

if you looked in the mirror holding 11 roses, you would be starign at 12 of the most beautifil things in the world

are you a magnet? cuz im attracted to you

sry some of them are kinda dirty but those are the ones ive heard lately

(walks past on a cell phone then hangs up) It's ok reported you. Missing from heaven.

Do you have a mirror in you pants cause I can see myself in them

What has 184 teeth and holds back a monster. my zipper

r u wereing space pants cause you *** is outta this world

what time is it I want to now exactly when I fell in love

I'm like a rubix cube the more you touch me the harder I get

I lost my number came i have yours

(as leaving) aren't u forgetting something me

I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight

I don't like ACDC but you can shake me all night long

Absolutely disgusting pick-up line I've ever heard (directed at me by a guy in a bar last year): "You're so hot I'd gladly be dragged naked for 18 feet over broken glass to suck the d*** of the last guy you had sex with."

Gross and drastic, but you can bet it got my attention. I let him buy me a drink just for having the sheer guts to say that to me.

worst pick lines ve heard love

I'm from the F.B.I. ( FINE. BODY. INVESTIGATORS) If you could assume you position...

Don't be freaked out if a big fat man jumps under you bed and puts you in a sack... cause I told santa I wanted you for christmas <3

ARe you always that Hot cause your burning up my monitor

Got ME?! I'll do your body good

ahha hope that helped

much love,

Paige

The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my house and spread the word.

I can spell boobies on my calculator, 8008135 .

Let's go back to my place and I'll show you my hard drive, it's got a lot of ram and it's not floppy.

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop ups.

A girl came up to me and ask me if I would Father her baby? It was the funniest line a woman had ever used on me! We tried but no baby!

Guy says: Did it hurt?

Girl says: Did what hurt?

Guy says: When you fell from heaven

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?