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Embarassing DILEMMA, please help!!!?

My 80 year old father got a pair of pants at Goodwill about a month ago. They are the kind of pants a '70's lead singer would've worn, with the high waist. When he first put them on he asked me how they looked. What really stood out(pun not intended in the least) was his groin area. Please don't think there was some kind of opposite Oedipus thing happening, because there wasn't!! How can I answer him delicately, yet honestly? Do I tell him bluntly about his obvious protruding groin-area(MAMMALTOE), or not mention it? I have NO idea what kind of look he's going for! Should I wait until he brings up the mammaltoe? I'm PERPLEXED!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    what's wrong with those pants? i think those pants are special, don't every women love to stair men's private parts? with ur dad's pants, women are gonna have an easier time when they are staring at ur dad's genitals.

  • 1 decade ago

    yes, you need to tell him. Tell him as a joke, say. Dad, umm there is something seriously wrong with your pants, and start laughing.

    or, dad. i dont think those pants look so good, maybe try some other ones. Maybe you'll look better like,( compare him to his fave. actor)

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