Is it true that Arsenal have....... ? ?

Mr M !! tut tut what are you implying? lol!

No the groundsmen do a wonderful job at The Emirates without the need for the players to assist in any way!

Arsenal 3-1 Liverpool

Hello Boomby old chap. With a sufficient supply of gin Rotter and Percy are a match for any sprinkler system, and often keep things moist in the box. Toodle pip.

Naah - even with Gallas weeping and the odd kid wetting himself when avoiding talentless louts trying to scythe their legs off (or a Stamp a la Rooney), the Emirates pitch needs best upkeep to maintain football of the highest quality.

You've been misinformed, Mr M.

By Jove, hello old chum! How was your fact finding mission up the Amazon, hope those scantly clad native beauties were most accommodating. Tip top.

your Liverpool players will face the wrath of the Grand Cannons of North London

Yes they have not used the sprinkler system since Aston Villa pasted them.

Mungbean, how the devil are you? word has it in the club that you had passed away, but obviously not, so welcome back and how about that £50 you owe me. Don't let me have to send Cuthbertson round to Mungbean Grange to collect Hmmmm? Arsenal ? er...who?

Joker!!

they didn't actually remove the system,...it shut down automatically of embarrasment..