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Why do people turn gay? & other questions ready for retirement?

We've all seen some questions pop on here over, and over and over again. Some are just ridiculous and some are tired. Here is my top five list of inane questions, or questions that just need to be put to pasture:

1) Why do people turn gay?

2) Is homosexuality a choice?

3) Does this make me gay?

4) What makes people gay?

5) How do gay people have sex?

6) What makes people choose to be gay?

What questions would you add?

Update:

Great addition friends. Looks like we could write a whole book's worth of retirable questions.

Update 2:

Dyson: lol That's great, a little frightening, but great. I hear you on your edit. That goes without saying.

Update 3:

Froy: I'm not sure you understood my concept here.

Update 4:

Anonymous: Ditto

Update 5:

Damon: Congratulations! You have listed the all time winner in the stupid question category! What ever happened to the "can a woman lift me" dude anyway?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    1) How do I turn a straight friend gay?

    2) How do I turn a gay friend straight?

    3) Does anyone have a username and password so I can get on to,...

    4) Anything related to gangs

    5) If there were a pill to make you straight, would you take it?

    6) Anything about named, known, repeat trolls

    7) What's your favorite body part

    8) I like wanking it to gay porn, but I'm into girls, am I gay?

    9) Why do gay guys seem so effeminate?

    10) Why do gay guys have a lisp?

    11) If I get my straight friend drunk, will he have sex with me?

    12) Anything related to racism

    13) How do you gays,.....

    14) Preaching posted under the pretense of being a question

    15) Are/is my breasts, penis, vagina, anus normal?

    16) Does it hurt the first time?

    17) My penis is/has_________ will I still be able to have sex?

    18) My BF/GF and I want to do it, how do we?

    19) Do Ex-Gay camps really work?

    20) Are there any masculine straight guys?

    21) I'm in the closet at school, how do I find a partner?

    22) Why should gays have the right to marry?

    23) Prop8, the people of CA have spoken, why are you still protesting this?

    24) Where can I buy poppers?

    25) Just plain jokes. IE: "How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there! Isn't that funn?

    26) Why are gays more promiscuous/have shorter relationships, than straight people?

    27) My teacher/prof is sexy, what should I do?

    28) Last night, after drinking a bit, I snogged my best mate. How do I face him today?

    29) Why are all male stylists gay?

    30) Why are all the gays in San Francisco?

    There's more, but I'll trot out one I've been glad to not see in a while,...

    "Do you think the avg woman could lift a normal, 150# man like me?"

    D

    <edit> I'm assuming that the various incarnations of the fellow asking if a woman could lift him either joined NA, or someone from Yahoo finally sent someone around to take away his bong and discourage him from asking the same question every night on 20 different pages.

  • 1 decade ago

    Anything where the response from amy reasonable person with common sense is "talk to your BF/ GF /friend / partner / parents / whoever".

    And penis size questions, and pro-circumcision rants dressed up as questions about tight foreskins or smegma /cleanliness. Only americca does routine circ these days. Get over it.

  • joe o
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I hope I never again hear, "My friends and I always say 'That's so Gay!' when we want to downgrade or belittle something we hate... Does that bother gay people?"

    Or any question asked so rudely or offensively and then they add 'NO OFFENSE' at the end, like that makes everything okay.

  • 1 decade ago

    I get these questions in person too - there it doesn't bother me as much as it gives me a chance to educate... here, they've been answered over and over again... but, one that should be added is:

    1) Top or Bottom?

    And that applies to internet chat rooms my friends. Rude.

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  • 1 decade ago

    1)I don't know but where born gay (might be genetic some scientists say)

    2)No it is not

    3)does what make you gay??

    4) Some say that it is genetic but it's still a mystery

    5)Guys: anal.......Girls sexual part rubbing and....

    6) See question number 1and 2

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The old chestnut: Why are gay people so disgusting.

    That ticks me off, or Why should we allow gay marriage.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1 ppl dont turn gay were born gay

    2 no it is not a choice its inborn

    3 i dont know not enough info

    4 if they have a strong sexual desire for me

    5 gay guy have anal sex i dont know about gay girls thats just wierd

    6 we dont choose to be gay were born gay

  • 1 decade ago

    im tired of the, OMG help am i gay?

    then they barely give any description, and expect you to just know.

    or im tired of the. IS he/she gay?

    (theres no way to know!!)

    hahahh, other than that i agree with yours, and hope people come up with better questions.

  • 1 decade ago

    you guys should just turn straigh

    Omg i though 1 guy was good looking, i'm gay HELP ME!!!......

    why do people choose to be gay ticks me of the most!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    how can I tell if someone's gay without asking

    Which one is the man/ woman

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