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Mal asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Who'd have thought it?

I took the other half to a school reunion last night as part of our celebrations of 30 years of marriage. .

On a nearby table was sitting a drunk.

"Who's that?" I enquired quietly to the wife.

"That's my ex boyfriend. He hit the bottle when we split up."

"Jees" I said. "Who'd have thought a man could celebrate for so long?"

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  • stickadiddle
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Reminds me of my first wife who ran off with my best mate. I don't half miss him!

  • magic_man01
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Party on!

  • *♥* donna *♥*
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Now thats one ive never heard, good one. lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmao! Thats pretty funny,

    But there is no question in here,

    and that is the whole point of this website.

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  • imyourangel31
    1 decade ago

    well i thought it was funny

    made my pathetic useless day slightly better

    thanks x

  • ommtalel
    1 decade ago

    good one there are funnier joke but it made me smile

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL. He had a lucky escape then.

  • Myth
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Nice One :-)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i dont celibrate by drinnking

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "no I mean i broke up with him last night."

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