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Spiritually speaking, How would the Christmas story have been different...?

If Mary had known about the Babies R Us Gift Registry?

Would she have gotten more practical gifts?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Watch the opening scene of Life of Brian.

    "Er, well, um, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right? Heh. Thank you. Good-bye."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Maybe if Three Wise Women had shown up at the first Christmas, they would have brought gifts Jesus could have actually used.

    Yee-Hah!

    The Marlboro Man

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well, the gold and frankincense were nothing to turn your nose up at. I'm sure she would have traded in the myrrh for a baby monitor or something . . .

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Silly

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