Are you hungry for some nuggets?

Question

Carnage At McDonalds

They wept over the nuggets,
licking sauce from their jowls
they were gone, the chicken-
less mutants still hungry and
without money
they begged the man at the
deep fryer "Spare some fries!" He
laughed, called them fat slobs, flicked
his wrist and dropped a Super-Sized
into the oil. "We can't stop!" They squirted
ketchup packets
into their mouths and gurgled,
dreaming of a burger, dancing near
the doorway. "We''ll be back!" They
screamed, as they shuffled sideways
through the door, farting
as they slithered.

Intrusivosity With Medium Doubt · Accepted Answer

These are the key words in your poem:

lick
sauce
fat
slobs
super
squirted
mouths
gurgled
shuffled
farting
steal
it

? · Answer

I'm not a Lakers fan but I live Chicken Nuggets

Anonymous · Answer

I've never wanted a McNugget more than I do right now.  

Is it okay if I lick bbq sauce off of I'd Be Like up there ^^.  I find his attention to the key words in your beautiful poem enticing.

Oh, and these nuggets have not spent any time in your trousers, have they?  That would kind of make a difference.

giggling · Answer

Giggles!  Good read.  My daughter brought out her 1980's CD collection yesterday as we sat around talking and in 1987 the Massacre at the California was insane and the worst part of it, his widow sued the Mc D's because Mc Nuggets caused his rage!?

Green · Answer

Buddy waited under the buffet table all day long. I looked down once and saw him going for a big blop of BBQ sauce that had landed on his nose. His little Shar Pei tongue couldn't quite reach it, but he kept trying.

Mizzy · Answer

oh to find the secret of the addictive additive.....

hey look I'd be Like's answer looks JUST like one of them sliding out the door, from the side....LOL-(only at myself)

ok, i'm leaving the keyboard now....
to rustle up some non-nugget grub

- · Answer

If there was a deep message in here, like disdain for the hungry....I lost it because you worded the visuals with more humor than sarcasm, at least it was for me....

ma

Sussex Guy · Answer

Your words make me feel fat.  Nicely done.  You sound like you've had first hand experience fighting the McWar.

Dolores &amp; the prune · Answer

I will NEVER be hungry enough to dine chez McDonalds.

Edit: ..... or to eat something calling itself a "nugget"!

Harley Mama!! · Answer

Sure! Can I have some barbeque sauce with them?

frostbite · Answer

i don't eat processed chicken, (at least to my knowledge) so i will never be hungry for nuggets.

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