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The Devout Catholic Woman?

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her

husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next

husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally

together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you

mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"

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  • TEC
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That's Funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    And not before time too, nicely done and so funny.!

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