What a jerk............?

Guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

"Hi, is Tony home?"

"No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

"No, come in”.

They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest

breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred

bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a

hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got

to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see

the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives

Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the

table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird

friend Chris came over”.

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200

bucks he owes me?"