Poll: whats the funniest saying you've seen on a shirt?

Some guy came through my line at work and it said

"Procrastinators meet tomorrow!"

This isn't the funniest but close

This was going to be the newspaper shirts for my high school

"I refer to myself as, quote-unquote, remarkable"

the swim team's shirt says -

"We go in hard, come out wet" lol that is scandalous!

and our softball team's shirt said -

"No glove, No love"

there was this Asian shirt that said "Don't Stop Music" like the American one that says "Please Don't Stop The Music" lol. i also saw one that said "God Made Men First Because You Always Make A Rough Draft Before The Masterpiece!" i like that one!

I don't know, but on one of my shirts, on the tag underneath the washing instructions, it says "Or just wear it...dirty" lmao this is the shirt

http://www.vengenz.net/servlet/the-21/%22Hollywood...

despatched my chum a photo of the troll face and he responded with, "the face of SOPA (quit on-line piracy act, attempting to get by skill of congress at present) I laughed, yet died a touch on the interior, too.

Sacred Cows : they make divine hamburgers

or

Smile: it confuses people

or

Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled

a male bartender i know wore a pink t shirt that said "stop laughing this is your girlfriends shirt"

2+2=5, for very large values of 2.

You gotta love scientists!

Parents on sale Buy one get one free.

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I saw this on a tshirt in a book. God made us sisters, chocolate made us friends.

I saw this one: "I am a monkey. So scratch my armpits and give me a banna already!" its weird but sorta funny in a way.