What should I do with my 87 year old grandfather?

get him an 87 year-old grandmother

Well, is your grandfather crazy? No offense but he needs to learn to respect people...

Option 1: Don't take him to the mall -_-

Option 2: Tell him not to do it....

Option 3: Get away from him so that they will see it is him because he is going to be the only one around.

Option 4: Slap him hard until he stops doing it!!!

WOW.... These options were REALLY HARD to figure out weren't they, huh? Dude by the story you told us it doesn't seem like you really mean it and it is obviously a joke... If not, then I guess you need to learn how to teach your grandfather manners....

P.S. Does he drink a lot?

ok why have been you snooping around grandads mattress room, what do you mean by ability of paraphernalia. The blister packs ought to and specific are from prescription drug, i take advantage of a pill container for mine and that i'm no longer a druggie. The truss as have been given no longer something to do with it. None the fewer whilst you're truthfully apprehensive refer to him or to your mothers and dads, it ought to all be harmless and merely your mind's eye working over-time.

Walk further apart from him to avoid getting blamed. Take pictures and use them for blackmail material.

Good luck and I hope I helped

Teach him to pinch the boobs so they can see who is doing it

Take him to a strip club.

Get a training collar

http://forum.oes.org/images/prong_collar.jpg

Don't take him to the mall.

take him to a pet store they like rawhide-lol j/k

Slap him.