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Anyone want to hear a blonde joke?
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!!
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and
5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude! Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
22 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
PMSL - Greybeard your jokes just get better, thanks for the laugh
- 5 years ago
lol nice =] Want to hear another one? A blonde, brunette, and redhead were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yard breast stroke race... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the redhead. About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the medal around her neck, the blonde whispered, " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol blonde jokes are funny.
what did the hair on a blondes leg say to the hair on her other leg?
between us theirs alot of money to be made!
why did the blonde buy a convertable?
More leg room!
- LaredoLv 71 decade ago
Yes as a brunette I would like to hear your blonde joke and I thought it was funny. 20 out of 10 for that one, thanks.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol now thats a good one unlike most these other ones u get
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Get on the stage lol lol
