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The blonde's sister....?

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned

about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

To which the blonde replies.....” Early this morning I got a phone call saying

that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why

don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off

to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep

my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual, saying "If you need

anything, just let me know."

Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks

out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to

her, asking, "Are you gonna be ok??"

"No," exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that

HER mom died too!!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    lol.i love blonde jokes. no offense to blondes. =)

  • 1 decade ago

    3/10

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahahaha!

  • 1 decade ago

    Take their hats off

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  • 1 decade ago

    lmao

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