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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Joke...with a tiny bit of rudeness....?

One day a builder got home a little early, and found his wife in bed with another man.

Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage.

He then secured the man's c0ck in a vice.

The man shitting himself screamed "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

"Nope," replied the builder, "You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Update:

Hahaha...wow Laura Hardy [KST]..you're an eloquent little thing are you not...

Update 2:

Think global, drink local..that's a very good point...one which i'm not even going to bother to counter..but i shall think again before stealing jokes to post on here...*fuks off to entertain oneself in some other fashion*

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Why cut it off?

    Why not just undo the vice?

  • Calamity Jayney
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Who told that story about me and the builder?

    I can report all went well as he had a big hose and rescued himself by putting out the fire. lol

  • ?
    5 years ago

    Awesome. what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? nothing, she's already been told twice. what's the first thing a woman does when she gets home from the battered women's shelter? the dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I hope the wife's summer shoes were not stored in the garage

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  • I Live To Serve...
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Well, I thought it was funny. You get a star~

    Source(s): just me...
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sounds more insane than humorous.

  • Moral Kiosk
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    *radio crackle*..

    Carl - Poppy, have you been watching the Saw movies again?

    Poppy - F%$k off!

    *radio fades out*

  • Lucy in the sky
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    That was kind of creepy actually!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    eeeew

    youre weird

  • x
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Diff to understand l:

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