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How bosses make the grade?

In the beginning as human form took shape, parts of the body explained why they should be boss.

The brain - I make decisions & direct action

The arms - we do the work

Legs - I carry you everywhere

Stomach - I process nutrients that fuel you

Later the rectum said I wanna be boss

the rest of the parts laughed & ridiculed the rectum

so the rectum went on strike

soon the brain couldn't think

arms became heavy

legs wouldn't move

& stomach couldn't take any more food

The Moral?

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That's why bosses are Assh%%les

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    As*holes going on strike haha that's original!

  • 1 decade ago

    haha

  • zak
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Um.. Hehe... I guess?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that was an ok joke

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  • 1 decade ago

    Stupid percent signs...

  • 1 decade ago

    not even a chuckle.

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