hypothetically if the government?

English Version

"Let's say I break into

your house.

Let's say that when you discover

me in your house, you

insist that I leave.

But I say, 'I've made all

the beds and washed

the

dishes and did the laundry

and swept the floors. I've

done all

the things you don't

like to do. I'm hard-working

and honest (except for

when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters :

You

are Required to let me stay in your house You are Required to add me

to

your family's insurance plan You are Required to Educate my kids You

are

Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family (my

husband

will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working

and

honest, except for that breaking in part).

If you try to call

the police or force me out, I will call my friends

who will picket your

house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be

there.

It's only

fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and

I'm just

trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person,

except for

well, you know, I did break into your house.

And oh yeah, I get a free

education, where you have to pay your own way

through college.(TEEHEE)

And what a deal it is for me!!!

I live in your house, contributing

only a fraction of the cost of my

keep, and there is nothing you can do

about it without being accused of

cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and

bigoted behavior.

Americas Version

"Let's say I break into

your house.

Let's say that when you discover

me in your house, you

insist that I leave.

But I say, 'I've made all

the beds and washed

the

dishes and did the laundry

and swept the floors. I've

done all

the things you don't

like to do. I'm hard-working

and honest (except for

when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters :

You

are Required to let me stay in your house You are Required to add me

to

your family's insurance plan You are Required to Educate my kids You

are

Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family (my

husband

will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working

and

honest, except for that breaking in part).

If you try to call

the police or force me out, I will call my friends

who will picket your

house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be

there.

It's only

fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and

I'm just

trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person,

except for

well, you know, I did break into your house.

And oh yeah, I get a free

education, where you have to pay your own way

through college.(TEEHEE)

And what a deal it is for me!!!

I live in your house, contributing

only a fraction of the cost of my

keep, and there is nothing you can do

about it without being accused of

cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and

bigoted behavior.

Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn

MY LANGUAGE!!!

so you can communicate with me.And don't forget to make

sure your forms are

in MY language - I need to understand them...

no i would not. i have the safety of my Grand son to think about. i would gladly take on a starving child from Africa or India and bring them up as part of the family.....to be honest i think it makes more sense to bring in homeless children, than adults. because the children do actually genuinely need or help and will quickly settle and regard Britain as home. i personally think that is the way forward for future immigration. it will cut out the hate fuelled morons that we currently allow in.

If I had my own home that I owned & not on mortgage then probably yes. Maybe it's a good deterrent them knowing they have to share with such kind United Kingdomicilians.

There are some good people out there. What can we teach them OH YES PUB!!! Thats a nice place. So maybe it's a good idea or a bad one I dunno bout that one. How are they doing it anyway?

I rent a few rooms out, but I v got this funny feeling they wont feel that comfortable in my place. Unless they love Pork and Cider.

Nobody is being asked to offer a spare bedroom, so your question doesn't make sense!

That's like renting a room to any American. You don't know who they are if you don't gather information from them first.

If they are here to help out our economy/country?, then HELL YEAH!

It's hard for employers here to find real hard workers, and that's where the immigrants come in.

I'll teach them my lingo!

well I'm pro-immigrant and believe that our countries need them to aid the economy and all...but personally I wouldn't put my spare room up to a stranger, regardless of whether they spoke my language or not. It would be far too risky, like you could have a murderer or thief under your roof...

They mightn't be a stranger to the government but they would still be a stranger to you!

I'd sooner take in a rabid dog.

No. No No. is my answer. How on earth would you have a conversation with these people. You are asking for the Moon but will not get it,.