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Would could this pain on both sides of the middle of my back be? Hurts when laying down.?
So, last night me and a buddy of mine were hanging out and he made me laugh while drinking chocolate milk. In a valiant attempt to thwart fluid from escaping my nose.. I accidentally breathed it in. After about ten or so minutes of coughing up chocolate milk and a near death experience, I was finally feeling a bit better.
Now I wake up today, cant lay on my back, cant lay on my side, pretty much cant sleep comfortably. There is a throbbing pain in both sides of my back that actually forced me out of bed this morning.
Possibly just some pulled muscles from coughing so hard? Or could I be dying a slow death to chocolate milk inhalation?
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- ttpawpawLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
I am afraid you have contracted choconervaina. This is from chocolate being forced into your kidneys backward from hard coughing. Withing a day or two you should poop something that seems like a milkyway, do not eat this! Put it under your pillow and the choco fairy will replace it with a hershey kiss and your back will start feeling better.pp
