what's the wierdest/funniest thing you heard recently?

heard that rob and kristen are going out

ROTFLMFAO! this is hilarious! right this moment, rather of listening to some thing stupid, I suggested somethig notably stupid. properly, my mom replaced into cooking interior the kitchen, and the smells have been notably good (African cooking; what am i able to assert). Anywhoo, then my dad walks into the kitchen on an analogous time as on the telephone chatting with somebody, and that i suggested, "Daddy, why are you chatting with them interior the kitchen, they're gonna scent the meals..." Then i found out what I only suggested, and that i sat myself in a corner for ten minutes, bowing my head in shame.

The weirdest/funniest thing I have heard recently was that my best friend's boyfriend wrote a poem. Well, we had to write poems in English and the class would read some that were submitted anonymously and had to grade them. I read his and wrote on the paper that it was really cute because it was this mushy gushy love poem. Now he's a really mannish guy who works out everyday and is in rugby. I screamed when I heard it was his poem because it was so unexpected!

so one morning i was walking at school with my friends. I was angry because the teachers wouldn't let us sit on the floor by the lockers because "it was a fire hazard", and so i said "man i wish i could come in the school with a wrecking ball and ram the teachers with it" And so my friend who is like a another person in the morning (she is NOT a morning person, shes really out of it) says "you know, you could go to jail for that"...i was like speechless

Im on the phone with my sister:

Caitlin: So why is it that whenever I call, Sarah never picks up?

Me: Its because shes incredibly lazy and only sleeps

Sarah enters the room and hears me say this

Sarah: I know! where the hell is that dog!

My estate agent sent me an email yesterday and instead of typing ""i'm trying to follow up the guy that viewed your house last week"" he typed ""i'm trying to follow the guy that viewed your house last week"" i nearly died laughing...... I emailed him back and typed ""Jack, that's called stalking""

anything of anchorman. i love that film. i watched the 40 year old virigin last night, and the al qaeda party bit is soooo funny.

haha that's funny.. three days ago my friend was watching tv and a rock was thrown through his window, and it was his ex who was laughing with her friends, they started running and got tackled by a dog and feel in a pond and the police came. i was laughing my butt off!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hated the girl too... hehe

haha thats reallllly funny with the whole animal abuse thing

I found a raccoon on my porch once. At first I was really sure it was drunk, but then i realized it had rabies, so i sort of watched from inside after that. poor fellow.

why did the baby cross the road? because he was stapled to the chicken!

my spanish teacher listens to heavy medal in class