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A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables.
He picked up a CD player to place in his sack when a strange,
disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just trying to
warn you that he's watching you".
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The same kind of people that would name their Rotweiler Jesus.
21 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Ha! ha! ha! another good one from you.....
- 5 years ago
ha ha Funny! Ok so there are 4 guys at a bar. the 4th guy goes to the bathroom While he is gone the other 3 talk. The first guy says "My Pride and joy is my son! He Graduated and became a air pilot! He even Sent a jet to his Best friend for his birthday!" The second Guy replies by saying " That's great! My pride and joy is also my son! He is a millionaire! He even sent a mansion to his best friend for his birthday!" The third guy Says "My Son owns his own company and sent a million dollars to his best friend!" They all congratulate each other. Then the fourth guy Comes back in. He asks "Why are you guys congratulating each other?" They all reply by saying "We're just talking about are sons. What does your son do?" He then says "Oh my son is a gay male stripper." The 2nd guy says "That's a shame!" The 4th guy replies by saying "I'm not really a shamed of him. Last year for his birthday he got a jet, a mansion, and a million dollars from his three boyfriends."
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol, really good build up 2 a great conclusion!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Rofl, yeah there is kind of cool.
I think it could be simplified though.
