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SUPERBOWL SUNDAY ?
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A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.
"No," the man replied, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the first man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This will be the first Super bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral.."
12 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
thats not right...
My birthdays on the super bowl this year!
February 1st Baby!!
i'll be 14 if u wanted to know...
Source(s): me, myself, and i xoxo~ Shelby Lynn - andyjalcLv 41 decade ago
That is hillarious. The man must be one a@$hole and/or a die hard superbowl fan.
One question. Is the wife wearing a Superbowl shirt on her. Also, did the man sit down in the seat anyways. Would like to know.
- Anonymous5 years ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Super wrong, but super hilarious!
Ha, that's funny.
Can't wait for the Super Bowl; go Cardinals!!
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- 1 decade ago
BAHAHHAHAHAH TEE HEE
you know what...im ttly rude for being happy. but i think u were trying ot make me laugh werent u ? so u cant make me sad and make everyone think im a dork?
lol nice one. !
- JoLv 61 decade ago
WELL you have done it again, its my superbowl party joke, you should be a joke writer on tv, contact Letterman or Leno, I think they would hire you......
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That's so rong!
