The weirdest question ever asked?

My Top 10

1. This question: "The name of one of the moons is lo restate keepers first law for lo and jupiter?" - huh?

2. This moronic question: "A black hole pole shift?

can it happen, are the ufo are coming too desstroyedd orr are no reason for it to happen in the core of it in a black hole pole shift in 2013" - he had everything mixed up, even the year, is dead wrong!

3. Dating an alien with pretty weird answers.

4. Vampire and werewolf questions pertaining to the moon..,

5. This question, too: "Is this planet x nibiru?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPmeXLQUf...%22 - to believe a pretty dizzying video of an unknown bright star from someone who doesn't even know how to use a telescope in the first place is weird enough for me..

6. "Ass"trology questions being a form of science and some about wearing gems.., - someone answered it is science?!!

7. Moon being ribs question...- he asked not to jerk with him and said even a baby can answer such a question, why the hell did he post that question in the first place!?!

8. This question: "What is the most complex thing in the universe?

I have learnt that it is the human brain, but is that right? and if so, what is the second most complex and how can i find out more about it?" - most of the respondents answered --------->"women!"

9. Again, this question: "What race of human female is best for enslave planet/ make baby soldiers with neptunian male sperm leader?" - what?!?!

10. And the last from the ones that hallucinate: "What is the color of the year (2009)?"

The fart-to-the-moon question actually has a theoretical answer, though not a practical one. Provided the astronaut is already in orbit around Earth, he can accumulate enough delta-vee to reach the moon in less than a year by collecting his farts in a canister, compressing them with a bit of extra oxygen, and using them as fuel in a handheld thruster.

Assumptions: 14 farts/day, 30 ml/fart, composition by volume: nitrogen 59%, hydrogen 21%, carbon dioxide 9%, methane 7%, oxygen 3%, and one percent pungent vapors. Average chemical energy released from the combustion of 1 fart: about 120 Joules. Each fart, if efficiently used, might give him another meter per second of delta-vee.

The reason this isn't practical is that someone would have to keep supplying food, water, and oxygen to the astronaut while he was performing his maneuver.

I have a file of moronic Yahoo Answers questions but it is on another computer that is under repair just at the moment. But even so:

"What planet is China on?", asked just a few days ago.

That is the looniest question I have seen lately and if it isn't a "joke" it is probably the looniest question asked this month.

Another one that probably was not a joke was something like this: "If the Chinese New Year is after our New Year, is it because the Sun goes round the Earth more slowly in the east?".

If that question is genuine, it is difficult to imagine the confusion of ideas and just plain pig-ignorance behind it.

This 1.

people ask all the time, in the Astronomy & Space section "What sign goes best with Capricorn?"

ARGH!

why do people believe in horoscopes? That's just sad. The Universe IS mysterious, but its not THAT mysterious, is it? Look at a 3D map of Capricorn sometime... it doesn't look like ANYTHING. HELL, just look at the damn constellation in the sky! Its like a bent triangle! "A Horned Male Goat"? WHAT? How do you get a goat out of a triangle? You would have to be crazy... wait a moment...

Nevernimd.

The weirdest question i asked was "Do you look at the toilet paper after you've wiped?" :p

There's reasons why China is a communist country. They don't have jack-asses asking dumb questions like this. See is freedom of speech really all thay great? REAALLY??

and yes it would take 128 days to make it to the moon on fart propolsion. The russians did it on 2 separate occassions once with monkeys in 1974 and once again using human in 1982. It's true look it up.

ps. you're a dumb-ass. please don't look this up....

It caught my attention that, that question is paused again and again on hourly basis. I have the suspicion that it is intentional and purposeful.

all the questions are them smart ones

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