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I have a HILARIOUS JOKE!!!!!?

O.k., i heard this on Comedy central in a guys act....

the guy was listening to his kids baby monitor and he hears," Daddy, I have a joke for your career." The dad goes up to the kids room and says,"Really, you thought of a joke for my act. What is it?" "I just thought of it Right now. Why don't dinosaurs talk?"

"I don't know why don't dinosaurs talk?" " Because they're all DEAD!" heeheehee.

if someone else said this joke i don't think it would be funny but the fact that a 4 year old kid thought of that made it HILARIOUS!

You should have heard the guys voice it was FUNNY!!!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    that almost made me crap my pants!! hahahahahaha

    when i heard that i laughed 4EVER!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhahahahahahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL

    I heard this 1 to its Ok

  • 1 decade ago

    Sounds like your high or something...

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  • 1 decade ago

    It is great.

  • 1 decade ago

    really great

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    *awkward silence..*

  • 1 decade ago

    are you stoned?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ya this is really hilarious.......................

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