Weirdest thing your dog has eaten.?

a used condom...

One answer is difficult for a Labrador Retriever owner, I think he'd eat most anything if I allowed him to. 9 out of 10 I catch this almost 2 yr old, I know the sound of happy feet romping in celebration! Or the questioning quietness gone on way too long. We have a "give" (command) corner in the house where I open his jaw to pry out whatever has been snatched. I've gotten quite good at it, must admit. Socks are snatched on a regular basis, loves the fluffy ones best.

List includes, but not limited to, whatever can be left sitting on the sofa from kids. Yogurt foil top yesterday. Wrappers from anything already eaten, crunchy wrappers get my attention & he knows it.

A guest child left a Nintendo DS Lite game lay on the sofa after being warned not to. Yep, I got it back from Jack, chewed up. That day I spent $35 replacing a much loved game. Oh, of course there's been Legos. The one summer day he swiped a Webkinz from kid's bedroom floor(bedroom door left open) - couldn't be a cheap stuffed animal, no, and one of the kids left the house door wide open so Jack romped outside with it. Yes, I got that back too, hole punctured & slobbered.

"Stink Bugs". These bugs make noise when they fly around, smell odd when they are squooshed. Jack will hear one or see one hit the ceiling and try and make a jump for it. Like the Lady Bug these are more of a nuisance than anything in our area.

He likes cardboard boxes, chews up tiny pieces into spit wads, and well, spits 'em out. Almost sat on this little brown something the one night. I smelled it to confirm it was not poo. Nope, it was a cardboard spit wad.

Early puppy days: He chewed up a rubber banded pile of my favorite writing pencils, pencil pieces all over the carpet. Chewed a pen, pen leaked on the carpet.

Caught a bunny, killed it. I retrieved it with the help of a neighbor & lots of praise. Oh he thought that was fun, tossing it up in the air was more interesting than eating it surprisingly.

An electrical outlet - she chewed it straight off the wall somehow

Socks -swallowed whole and spit right back up later that day

Hotel towel - she threw it back up in my suitcase

Dirty underwear - she likes to eat the crotches right out and leave the rest

Remote control - I only left her alone for 30 seconds and she ate the back piece!

A tennis ball and a Betty Boop doll

Either a flashlight (everything but the batteries) or a highlighter (threw up the plastic, pooped out the felt).

everytime i have a scrunchie in my hair my dog jumps on the bed and attacks me and steals my scrunchie and one day i was chasing her to get it back and she just stood there and swallowed it on purpose so i couldnt take it away from her needless to say thankgod she passed it 3 days later dont know how she swallowed that big thing!!!

Radishes.

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my old dog use to love yogurt

lol my dog likes cheese

my dog wont eat any other human food besides doritos.. lol.. she loves them... but not food would be cat poop( my dog always eats our cats crap ... : (