What is the funniest bumper sticker you've seen?

Your Proctologist called....he found your head.

Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

Don't Worry, It Only Seems Kinky the First Time

This Vehicle Protected By Anti-Theft Sticker

Caution:I Brake For Hookers

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

Lost Your Cat? Try Looking Under My Tires

ABC: Anybody But Clinton

If You Can Read This:Im Not Impressed, Most People Can Read

"Isn't a smoking area in a restaurant just like a peeing area in a pool?"

and

"I had a handle on life, but it broke"

my personal favorite is "Women love exclamation points, but not periods".

hahaha!

Genius has it's limits stupidity knows no bounds

the difference between Obama and Osama is the BS

Keep honking your horn I need some time to load my shotgun

recycle your pets

"I would suck your boobs , but my wife's boobs are bigger "

"Jesus would have used his turn signal"

OR

"PEOPLE SUCK!"