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Is it true that they are going to have separate TAX forms for MEN in the future. read more?

I heard the government is so HARD UP for money, that they are going to tax the male in ALL WAYS!

Any male exceeding 12" or more, must file for capital gains!

Any man 3" or less will be eligible for a tax refund!

Also, they cannot ask for an EXTENSION!!

LOL

Update:

also, single males cannot claim (2) dependents, because they're all nuts!! haha

Update 2:

Pork, Pork: i see you have a sense of humor!! haha... MEASURE UP, huh???LOL

Update 3:

Nooner: disability, huh?? very funny!!

love the answers!!

Update 4:

Maldavi: Are you bragging here??? LOL

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Ha ha - we will have to see how they measure up.

  • Witchy
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    The government just wants to get it while the gettin' is good.

    If most men weren't so HARD UP right now they'd ALL be getting refunds!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Less than 3" should qualify them for disability.

  • 1 decade ago

    I would not want to be an tax auditor in San Fran then. Imagine the confusion.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Is that 12" before or after a "stimulus" plan?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I can't help the way I was made.

    It's not fair to tax me into oblivion!

  • 1 decade ago

    i will just say i am a smart baby. so they wont tax me

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    YES!!! my god oh too funny! man oh dear, i think oh goodness i think i am about to be sick from laughing so hard!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats's funny.Yeah, we need to get to the BOTTOM of this.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I guess most republicans will be receiving a tax refund!

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